(◡‿◡✿) tall men that look scary and are feared by most people
(◕‿◕✿) that fall in love with itty bitty women that can bring them to their knees
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
zingiberosaid: nervous first time kiss between Ivan and Alfred
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
Merida: Hic, Ah ‘now yer a growin’ boy ‘nd all but that’s too much.
Hiccup: That’s why there’s two spoons, Mer.